Thursday, February 25, 2010

Re: Gin In My Apron Pocket

I just ran across a fun blog called Kitschy Cottage (by "Kitschy Kitten").

Therein you will find much kitchen kitsch.




















I also took a side trip to her Gin In My Apron Pocket blog, which seems to be about self improvement and weight loss, etc.

Being a martini lover I signed on, so I need to post something about my progress this week...

I have worked out on my strider 30 minutes a day all week. For the first time in many years I have skipped my chiropractic appointments for two months running because my back doesn't hurt.

It's the strider workouts - No doubt.

Peggy

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kitschy Kitchen #18 The Head-Knocker Microwave

It's a good thing the walls in this kitchen are red; because that's what you'd be seeing after trying to retrieve that cute little tea set on the counter to the right.

The microwave protrudes at just the right height to hit many a cook in the temple (+ - 60" as I judge). It's a bad spot for such an obtrusion because just above the eye is everyone's blind spot.

The microwave is also too high for all but the tallest cook to see into without a stool. That means awkwardly lifting , and possibly tilting and spilling the contents, every time you need to check doneness or stir.

Peggy


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Time for Halloween Kitchens

It's been a while since I found something worthy of a post on Kitschy Kitchens. This definitely ranks up there with the most kitschy!

There's a new blog in town, by Brittany Mauriss and Arron Goodin, and the denizens came up with the genius idea to post on the 13 Signs it’s Time to Remodel the Kitchen. Hilarious stuff!

I concur with all 13 examples, and have seen all those and more in 26 years of designing kitchens for normal people and eccentrics alike.

Take a trip over to CalFinder for a good laugh. This one is called the "Autopsy Kitchen".

Peggy


Monday, July 6, 2009

Kitschy Kitchen #17

I have been thinking it is high time for another Kitschy Kitchen.

I was cruising over on ThisOldHouse.com and came across this article:


We Found Our Dream Kitchen on Craigslist

Therein is detailed a kitchen remodel by some fortunate Massachusetts homeowners who came across a "find" on Craigslist. A nearby kitchen dealer was selling a display...



























They jumped at the opportunity. Even though the display had some obviously poor color choices (stark bone white and brown cherry in combination).

This is a kitchen that would only have happened under such circumstances.

Kitchen dealers usually replace their displays every few years when they get "tired" or aren't prompting purchases as expected. Or because they have changed product lines.

The homeowners were fortunate in this case. Additional matching cabinets were available to fill out the scheme.

Unfortunately, they didn't decide to buy an oven cabinet, even though they really, really, needed one (see image 1 of 11). Probably a cost issue.

In image 2 we see that the original display had crown molding. Sadly the buyers decided not to use it. The upper cabinets look very naked as a result.

In image 3 we see the dishwasher placed obstructing the door to the basement, even though the owners say:
"we made sure the basement door next to the dishwasher could open all the way," says Jack. "It just fit! It's like we were Cinderella and the kitchen was the glass slipper." No further comment necessary here. I'm sure the kids can get through.

In image 4 - WELL! There's the crown molding!

Skip the ad and go to image 5, where we get back to the oven "cabinet" with wine cooler below. Cool. That little niche to the right of the oven cabinet is so unusable. In image 6, I won't even comment on the temporary oak countertop in the niche.

Image 7 is actually fine, except for the painted sheetrock wall behind the cooking surface. That is not likely to hold up long, considering the cook is a chef. A little tile or something to protect the surface would be good.

8 and 9 are "befores".

Image 10 shows the happy family doing their best to conceal the strange size doors at the top of the oven cabinet and hood. Something odd has happened to the hood. It looks as though it has been cut down in width. And not very well either.

This Kitschy Kitchen has lost all semblance of function, and whatever beauty there was in the original display has been lost as well.

The upshot: Buy and install a kitchen designed for another space at your peril. The compromises you will have to make to make it work may not be worth the effort.

Peggy

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Kitschy Kitchen #15

I ran across this kitchen today on This Old House online
Editors' Picks: Our Favorite Kitchens Ever
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Where shall I start?

First, I can see why the editors were enamored...the colors are stunning. The tangerine walls are the perfect counterpoint to the cherry-tone cabinets and stainless accents.

But the microwave on top of the fridge??? I certainly hope the inhabitants are tall.

And the sink jammed right next to that 48" commercial range on the left and 12" from the fridge on the right...Maybe the inhabitants are tall and really skinny, and don't need much counter space or wash dishes - ever.

Then there's the window on the left side of the range...Looks operable to me.

I'm also not so sure about that stainless pendant swagged from an old ceiling fixture in the center of the ceiling.

I just couldn't resist chiding editors who should know better.

Peggy

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Sorry Everyone

Hi everyone.
I have been caring for my husband, who is a disabled Vietnam veteran, for the last eight months while he has fought an infection stemming from a 39 year old bullet lodged near his spine.
He has been hospitalized for the last ten days.
If you pray to a God...pray for us.
If not, have good thoughts.
I'll be back when I can.

Thank you,

Peggy